There's a system in the background of your life that quietly governs your money, your assets, and what happens to them when you're gone. It has rules, players, and outcomes already set up — whether you know about it or not.
It's called probate. And the earlier you know it exists, the longer you get to play against it.
I started at 28. At 42, I'm still building on that same plan.
Probate is the fuckboy of the estate world. Shows up uninvited, takes what he can, drags it out as long as possible, and leaves everyone exhausted. Everything we do at Naughty Heiress is about keeping him blocked.
A process invented by medieval clergy, preserved by lawyers, and monetized by courts. There is absolutely no reason this should still be how we handle death in 2026. And yet.
Probate comes from the Latin probare — "to prove." Prove to a court that your dead relative's will is legit. The practice dates back to medieval England, where the church controlled inheritance through ecclesiastical courts before anything could be distributed. It crossed the Atlantic with colonizers largely intact.
By the 1800s, American courts had formalized it. Same gates, different gatekeepers.
Attorneys are often paid a percentage of the gross estate — not after debts, the gross. On a $500K estate, that can run $13,000+ before anything complicated happens. Courts collect filing fees, publication fees, inventory fees. The timeline alone runs 9 months to 2+ years, assets frozen the entire time.
That's the game. And unlike fuckboys, we're not keeping you in the dark.
Information about the game exists, it's just not meant to reach you for free. The entry point has always been the "free seminar." You sit through three hours of information designed to overwhelm you, and then someone walks you toward a $3,000 package you don't fully understand. That's not education. That's a sales strategy. And it's been the playbook for decades. And it's been the entry point for decades.
You can see by the ad I screenshot on FB what I mean...attorneys bank on getting you in front of them to make sales, not educate you -
When someone (you) dies without documents, their estate goes to probate — a court process that's public, slow, and paid for out of the estate itself. Before your family sees a cent.
There are attorneys who specialize in finding families right at that moment. Eighteen billion dollars moves through US probate courts every year. That's a lot of business built around a gap in your knowledge. Here's another ad depicting the outdated strategy, profits over people [the conveyor belt is dropping folders that read High-Asset Probate Case}.
It's all kinda icky, but nobody's trying to be a villain. The industry just wasn't designed to inform you. It was designed to convert you.
We're Naughty Heiress. Not attorneys. Not legal advisors. Just the ones making sure you know how this works before you need to.
Everything we made is about easy intel and access. No homework. No lesson plans.
If you just found out this game exists — start with The Inheritance. Six pages of everything you need to know first.
If you're ready to meet the big hitters up close — The "Free Seminar" Playbook puts the résumés of every major player on display. Everything the three-hour seminar promised and never delivered.
If you want to see exactly what a death doula did for herself, what she paid, and why — The Confessional is Lauren’s personal plan. Unsealed.
Or skip straight to all three. That’s The Naughty Bundle.
I started at 28. And at 42 I'm still building on that same foundation — quietly, deliberately, on my own terms.
You can start anytime. Or not at all. But you're past the point of not knowing the game exists. What you do with that is yours to decide.
"You'll finally understand why some families fight over an estate for years — and others don't. The difference isn't wealth. It's who knew the rules before the game ended."
I'm the woman in the room who knows things most people never find out.
I'm a death doula, I've stood at the intersection of life, death, money, love, and loss more times than most ever will. I have seen this game play out in real time ever and over. And I decided I'd seen enough.
Naughty Heiress is what happened next.
Naughty of me, really.
You've always suspected there was a level to this that nobody told you about. You're right. There is. You're the woman who, once she's in the room — owns it. You just needed someone to open the door.
You're comfortable not knowing. Some women are. No shade. But our girls? Once they find out — they can't unknow it. And they wouldn't want to.
Honestly? Most women don't. Not because they're not smart enough — because the system was never designed to explain itself to them.
There's money in your confusion. That's not a conspiracy — it's just how the industry was built.
That's exactly why Naughty Heiress exists. Not to replace an attorney. Just to make sure you understand what's happening before anyone gets the chance to profit from the fact that you didn't.
Below are a few ads targeting me so you can see what I mean.
Nope. We're against the confusion. The three hour free seminar that ends in a sales pitch. The overwhelm that makes you nod and sign something you don't fully understand. The industry that profits more from your ignorance than your clarity. You deserve to walk into any room — including an attorney's office — and actually know what you're getting.
All sales are final.
Not because we're mean. Because the second you hit purchase, the secrets are now yours too. You can't unlearn what's in here — and honestly, you won't want to.
Lauren offers a death doula certificate course through our parent company Dear Doula. Get the details here.
You've been in this game since the day you were born. Nobody told you. We're telling you now.
In this game you're either getting played or doing the playing. Our girl does the latter.
Pour yourself something nice. You're in the right room now. 🖤