You know you need to get your stuff together, You're just not ready to do anything about it yet.
Naughty Heiress is for the woman who wants to stop feeling clueless without trading her Saturday for a sales pitch dressed up like a 'seminar'.
There's a system that decides what happens to your money and your stuff when you die. It kicked in the minute you were born.
That's the game. It's called probate.
And then there's the racket — the one where the only way to learn about any of this is to sit through a three hour seminar that ends in a sales pitch.
Two very different problems. Both designed to keep you in the dark.
Naughty of us to tell you. We'll live with that.
Probate is the fuckboy of the estate world. Shows up uninvited, drags it out, leaves everyone broke and exhausted.
Invented by old white men in medieval London. Preserved by lawyers, monetized by courts, adopted by the U.S., and no reason this should still be how we handle post-death in 2026. And yet.
Most women go their entire lives never knowing any of this — and find out the hard way, at the worst possible moment, when it's someone else's loss on the line.
Unlike fuckboys, we don't leave you in the dark.
$18,000,000,000 moves through US probate courts every year. That's a lot of business built on a gap in your knowledge.
The entry point has always been the free seminar. Three hours of information designed to overwhelm you, followed by a $3,000 package you don't fully understand.
That's not education. That's a sales strategy. And it's been the playbook for decades.
We're not attorneys. We're just the ones who decided you should know this before anyone gets to profit from the fact that you didn't.
If you just found out this game exists — start with The Inheritance. Seven pages of everything you need to know first.
If you're ready to meet the big hitters up close — The "Free Seminar" Playbook puts the résumés of every major player on display. 2 PDF's for you to peruse at your leisure.
If you want to see exactly what a death doula did for herself, what she paid, at what ages, and why — The Confessional is Lauren’s personal plan. Unsealed.
Or skip straight to all three. That’s The Naughty Bundle.
You can start anytime. Or not at all. But you're past the point of not knowing the game exists. What you do with that is yours to decide.
"Everything they'd charge you $3,000 to "learn", under $100, yours forever — no Saturday mornings, no lukewarm coffee, no package you half-understood on the drive home."
I'm a death doula. I've stood at the intersection of life, death, money, and loss more times than most people ever will. I've watched this game play out in real time, over and over — and I decided I'd seen enough.
I started my own plan at 28. At 42 I'm still quietly building on that same foundation.
Naughty Heiress is what happened when I stopped assuming everyone already knew what I knew.
Naughty of me, really.
The $3,000 package you nodded along to.
It works because most women walk in not knowing what they don't know.
You're not most women.
Honestly? Most women don't. Not because they're not smart enough — because the system was never designed to explain itself to them.
There's money in your confusion. That's not a conspiracy — it's just how the industry was built.
That's exactly why Naughty Heiress exists. Not to replace an attorney. Just to make sure you understand what's happening before anyone gets the chance to profit from the fact that you didn't.
Below are a few ads targeting me so you can see what I mean.
Not anti-attorney. Not even a little.
We're anti-Saturday-morning-seminar-designed-to-scare-you-into-a-package. We're anti-nodding-along-to-something-you-don't-understand. We're anti-walking-out-with-a-binder-and-a-bill-and-zero-clarity.
Attorneys do what we cannot. We do what they won't.
You deserve to walk into any room — including theirs — and actually know what you're getting.
All sales are final.
Not because we're mean. Because the second you hit purchase, the secrets are now yours too. You can't unlearn what's in here — and honestly, you won't want to.
We offer a certificate course through our parent company Dear Doula. You can learn more here.
In this game you're either getting played or doing the playing. Our girl does the latter.
Pour yourself something nice. You're in the right room now. 🖤